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Written by Mad Bike Boy     E-mail
The bucket list

The Bucket List
I mentioned in the 12 Step Programme that I have a bucket list.  For those of you without cable access, or with your heads up your asses – a bucket list is a list of things that you need to do before you kick the bucket.  (You know, pass on, croak, expire, feed the worms... die and decompose.)

I’ve done a lot of the stuff on my bucket list.  I have been the subject of a police chase that involved a helicopter and roadblocks (dear mr plod, the motorcycle review has no idea who this man is, he has hacked our site and is randomly submitting articles... we don’t know how to delete them... honest! Ed.).  Big tick there.

 
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The 12 step programme

This is going to make no sense unless you read "The Liter High" (click here for that one).  Well, there is no guarantee that it will make sense even if you read all my random, potentially steaming ramblings.  My friends (if I can call my therapist and my parole officer friends) told me to apologise to you all for making you read such a load of shit.

Back to the point.  Projects are an essential part of dreaming.  They let you escape to that happy place, the dark recess of your mind that keeps you sane during the normal day to day grind that passes for semi-normality.  Let’s face it, the only person who really loves his job is Ron Jeremy, and what’s the bet he gets home to his wife, and then instead of taking her to bed for some loving (he probably gets tired after a long day of pounding? Ed.), he heads out to his garage and grabs a beer while looking at his project bike.

 
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Ode to the Parisian Biker

If reading stuff that is borderline racist makes you feel uncomfortable turn away before you wet your panty liners, perhaps you should reach for your copy of “how to be a man”.

The French are useless, cheese eating surrender monkeys.  Their restaurants are shit, and reasonably expensive, unless you go somewhere where there are Michelin stars (not the same as the Michelin Man), then it’s fucking great, and stupidly expensive.  They have only two redeeming features that I can see.  One is the hot women.  Hot, because they smoke the whole time (instead of eating),

 
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Are you what you ride?

Scooter riders are gay.  Ducati riders are pretentious.  GSXR riders are morons and temporary citizens.  BMW riders and cardigan wearing serial killers.  
We see major divergence between the biking lifestyles, and ironically, Joe Public sees us pretty much as one thing – biker trash.
Joe views bikers as the ones tearing up the neighborhood, cutting down the center of lanes, riding obnoxiously loud bikes – and using the road as their own personal racetrack on the weekends.  At least as a one positive, they’re all organ donors waiting to happen.

 

 
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The Liter High

Reading Ketzal’s review of the ZX10R made me realise something.  The litre high needs a 12 step programme.
So you’re sitting there, reading that opening, and you’re thinking, WTF?  But, follow my logic for a moment.

 


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