Small Penis? Erectile problems? Plenty of cash? Have we got a deal for you! I'm kidding, seriously... this isn't a posterchild for stereotypical compensation, honest... it's not... you have to have some fairly serious... courage to turn the throttle on this thing I imagine...

The latest creation from German tuners Asphaltfighters (why do they want to fight, just make friends with the asphalt!) really does tick all the boxes

Kickarse name: STORMBRINGER... Check

Serious Base: Kawasaki ZX10R... Check

Lots of Power: 220hp plus an extra 60 via "booster mode"... Check

Accessories: Comes with "precisely fitting" custom Suit and Carbon Fibre Helmet dontchaknow... Check

Claims of awesomness: Fastest street bike in the world @ 198MPH... Check

Silly figures: 0-62mph in 2.9 seconds, 0-124mph in 6.5 seconds, and 0-186mph in 13.9 seconds... Check

Gadgets: Heads up Display, Rear View cameras (in place of mirrors), led running lights... Check

Huge price tag: $86,000... will you take a Cheque?

Looks like fun, personally I'm not a fan of the styling but hey when you are flying along at warp speed you probably won't be able to see it... and nor will anyone else!

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