Are you a bad person? Have you recently done any of the following? Shot someone, beat someone up or robbed a bank. Yes…then most likely you do not need to purchase a Triumph Speed Triple. If you haven’t done any of these activities then a Speed Triple may be just the dose of badass you sorely need. See most people aren’t really that tough; most people are law abiding sorts who enjoy a dinner and a movie. These accountants, lawyers, teachers, pool cleaners and bicycle salespersons need something like the Speed Triple, without it they have the street cred of an African high plains drifting tussock beetle. Which as you can imagine don’t have a lot of street cred as they’ve never even see a street…
Why males need this street cred I don’t even know, I mean what does it really mean? Do you like, walk down the street and the locals all yell out your name, ‘Yo Reinhold (That’s your name, pretty gay I know, but you’re an accountant so roll with it) you are so badass’. Maybe this street cred is popular with the ladies? Maybe women are attracted to knife wielding cut throats named ‘Max, bringer of death’. I really don’t know quite how this all works, all I know is…I’m male, I want the cred and I wish people called me ‘Ketzal, god of war’…obviously I’m the perfect customer for the Triumph Speed Triple because without it I’m normally called ‘Ketzal, King of the powder puff’.
