Well, if you’re checking my profile, it’s likely that you’ve just been subjected to some of the ramblings that I pass off as writing, and you’re looking to track me down for some payback.  You, my loosely adjusted new friend (otherwise known as a captive audience for me to rant to) won’t be the first to want to lynch me and you need to get in line behind my evil ex-fiancee and my bookie...

I’m opinionated, and I like strong opinions, no wishy washy tree hugging political correctness will be tolerated here.  My name is MadBikeBoy, a moniker applied about a decade ago.  It replaced Suicide Bomber, a name that, while accurate, was getting me a lot of attention even pre 9/11.

I ride bikes that thrill me in some way, I have three or four of my own.  Owning four bikes is like having a bitch mistress, two ex wives, and a 18 year old blonde girl with false tits called Daisy who likes sugar daddies.  But, owning a bike has never been a rational decision.  Speaking of rational, my rants won’t ever be rational either, I’m not paid to review bikes and explain how good the fuel economy is, I’m here to create a mental picture, a connection of sorts, to the real life bad ass experience of riding.

I’ve been riding since I was 11, when I got my first dirtbike, and wheeled it under the house under the cover of darkness.  I’m still in one piece (well, sort of), so I’m either lucky, or gifted.  You should err on the side of gifted, you’ll take my rants less seriously that way.  On the note of offence; if I’ve caused you any offence, get a crash helmet and harden up. 

Del Fuego has had a number of interesting roles, from film maker to hitman.  I can’t tell you about what I’ve done for a living, I need to plead the 5th, what I’ve been doing is normally somewhere between immoral, illegal, or against commonsense. 

If you want to bitch about my rant, then talk to your mommy, I sure she cares.  For anything else, write me on the addy below.  I love taping shit up on the wall and using it for target practice.

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